Ventura County Sheriff 

Fat lazy cops who are bored 99% of the time and have nothing better to do than to run around busting teenagers for smoking pot. When it comes to real police work count them out.... They're only interested in things that require minimal or no work on their part. This is caused by the above stated symptoms they show of being fat and lazy and as long as they have their way will continue to do absolutely nothing but harass and arrest the youth of Ventura County for pointless shit.

Ventura County Sheriffs suck

Ventura County Sheriff by sheisaterror November 3, 2008

mitchell county sheriff 

One of the main policing forces in Mitchell county Kansas. They are known for being corrupt and using illegal tactics against anyone who doesn’t live in Mitchell county. The county seat, Beloit, has a small technical college and the students there are consistently harassed and followed by the police there. Since they are often bored (low crime rates) they have to plant evidence to have any kind of action. The entire town of Beloit is a glorified speed trap. If you can avoid it go around Mitchell county Kansas. They don’t discriminate by race, they hate everyone. If you’re not a criminal, they’ll make you one.

Man 1: Hey are you going to the Waconda Lake?

Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you

mitchell county sheriff by Luwelyn.moss May 1, 2023

jefferson county sheriff

Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.

hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!

jefferson county sheriff by ryfly May 2, 2008

jefferson county sheriff

Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.

hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!

jefferson county sheriff by ryfly May 3, 2008

sheriff of rusty bullet hole county 

A very big gay lord

You are such a bender, you are the sheriff of rusty bullet hole county

sheriff of rusty bullet hole county by urban insults June 9, 2011

polk county sheriffs office

A place where all corrupt low lives go to shit on everyone and cause fights for no reason, but they do all this "for our safety and well being" right ?

"Man I go into a fight with a off duty office last night, and he arrested me the next morning, only at the polk county sheriffs office!"

polk county sheriffs office by Somebody that I used to know:) August 28, 2020