When your playing Counter Strike and your friend keeps throwing grenades like an asshole. Typically a friend trying to establish his manhood in a game meant for people with no lives.
by Mike2016 April 5, 2020
Warowl's Third Law Of Counter Strike states that games which have a map maker/editor feature , will always have a Dust 2 summoned from the void
Dude 1 : Yo dude , "random game" has added a map maker feature and i found dust 2 on it yesterday
Dude 2: Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike strikes yet again
Dude 2: Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike strikes yet again
by Idrinkpetrolforaliving February 25, 2020
Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.
by Curio234 April 15, 2021
WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike states that any sufficiently advanced skill is indistinguishable from a cheat.
Guy 1: HOLY CRAP I JUST DOMED THAT GUY IN THE HEAD! I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT!
Guy 2: Welcome to WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike.
Guy 2: Welcome to WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike.
by Docanon February 12, 2021
The biggest and most cancerous game in the counter-strike series to date! You'll find just about every emotion in this ball of absolute and utter autism called csgo for short. Whether you find yourself fending off wallers or aimbotters you are guaranteed to blow a head gasket. Maybe fancy yourself some casual? There you can find an assortment of terrible players who you couldn't possibly think would actually be having fun considering they are so bad at the game but alas before you press that mic key you are drowned out by the thousands of 6-12 year olds with aspergers spamming the mic with "dank memes" got a sick inventory? Well you must be Global right? HahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHDJFJICIGKFNFKTIGOGLFMFK........where did I go wrong?
Me: what's the diagnosis Doctor?
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO
by Mmmmcereal April 20, 2016
Warowls Fourth law of Counter Strikes states that Negev is always the meta of the Counter Strike franchise.
Person 1: Dude the CTs are just spraying through B tunnel with a smoke
Person 2: Darn it Warowl's Fourth Law of Counter Strike yet has strikes it again
Person 2: Darn it Warowl's Fourth Law of Counter Strike yet has strikes it again
by i like the smell of macs August 16, 2021
Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?
by NinjaNugget April 9, 2022