Top Definition
a nasty, trailer-park-trash, ho that coughs incessantly during sex due to decades of smoking.

Pronounced: Cough-fuck
dude1: i saw you with your mom yesterday at the mall.

dude2: my mom's on vacation.

dude1: who was that old nasty chick with her arm around you?

dude2: oh, that was just some coughuck i hooked up with at the 7/11 yesterday.

dude1: oh dude... have you showered yet?
by DavidS October 10, 2006

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