couchussy 

Contraction of couch and pussy. Popularized by variety streamer JimmyHere when he spread his couch cushions during a group YLYL stream.

“Yo, is that the couchussy?”

couchussy by thebiglink April 23, 2022

Couch pussy nigga 

A nigga who believes he's fucking you into tomorrow but you feel nothinge because he's either fucking the couch or just lame at laying pipe

Justin is lame in bed. He's such a couch pussy nigga.

Couch pussy nigga by TheFairyQueen December 28, 2016

cockpussy 

The "pussy" at the end of one's cock. dickhole

Hey bro, you see that thing on the end of you dick?" "Uhh yeah, my dickhole?" "No dude it looks more like a little pussy to me... I know! Let's call it a cockpussy!

cockpussy by A-Twain12345 November 16, 2010

couch pussy 

The act of getting laid by a peice of house furniture, particularly a couch. Soft billowing cushons seduce ones cock into an all out fuck frenzy.

What are you doing tonight? bro....I'm just going to hang out, play video games and get some couch pussy.....right on. bro.

couch pussy by Ihama Kocsuka August 4, 2006

couch pussy 

At a party, it's the drunk guy who chooses to lie on the couch and pass out instead of continuing to get drunk and fraternize with the other partygoers... and it's not even eleven o clock!

Hey Matt, quit being a couch pussy and come get drunk with us!

couch pussy by jackazz712 June 23, 2010

Couch Pussy 

a girl that's just your thot, she stays inside the house and does house stuff only.

I love my couch pussy. So much better than those, "going out with my girls" thots. Can't trust 'em.

Couch Pussy by kidboston May 4, 2018

cocopussy 

1. black vagina

guy 1: "you eat coco puffs for breakfast?guy2:""no man i eat COCOPUSSY for breakfast"guy 1:"dammmmmn boi thats pimp"

cocopussy by chicitypimp November 25, 2010