a really fat girl, similar to the size of a couch. A girl who is really bad at sexual activities.

That chick is lookin' sooo couchney these days, brah.
That woulda been some awesome sex, if brittany wasn't being so couchney!

by bitcheznhoez August 05, 2006

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