a heavily used couch soaked in lean (codeine syrup and sprite mixture)

often sucked out of with all the extra crumbs, dirt and bacteria to get high
This lean couch got me high as fuck man, i sucked out that thing, got extra dirt as well
by v2b March 22, 2022
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A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.
The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.
by CK Medical November 3, 2023
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The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.
by Webes00 July 23, 2010
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