Someone who is lame, uncool, tired, or just generally boring.
Other forms of the term -
"Couch Collecting" - The act of being boring/lame
"Couch Collection" - A group or series of things that are boring.
Other forms of the term -
"Couch Collecting" - The act of being boring/lame
"Couch Collection" - A group or series of things that are boring.
Lyda: I broke up with my boyfriend because he was too boring.
Bryant: Yeah, he was a total couch collector.
Will: This party is lame.
Pete: Yeah, these people are couch collecting.
James: What did you do last night?
Rodney: Well I felt sick so I just stayed at home and collected couches.
Hank: I can't believe the professor expects us to read all these crappy books.
Karen: Yeah, this is a total couch collection.
Bryant: Yeah, he was a total couch collector.
Will: This party is lame.
Pete: Yeah, these people are couch collecting.
James: What did you do last night?
Rodney: Well I felt sick so I just stayed at home and collected couches.
Hank: I can't believe the professor expects us to read all these crappy books.
Karen: Yeah, this is a total couch collection.
by wayoutofplace February 9, 2008
Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"
Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019