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the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly
Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.

bill down the street is such a couch poacher
by wtfmaaaaaaaaaan January 07, 2011

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