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A couch muncher is a person who takes up the whole couch while munching on tostitos or other assorted brand name chips. The couch muncher does not proceed to get up when asked.
Kayla would not get her fat ass off the couch, fucking couch muncher!!
by Kaylabrandonalicia August 16, 2005
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