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Cottonelle Caper 

The loose piece of toilet paper that often floats up out of the bottom or throat of the toilet. This is usually cause by too many things being swallowed by the Toilet Monster at one time. Looks kind of like a ghost.
The Toilet Monster was full after my serious two flush mega casper-the-friendly-compost, infinite-firehose, shit. So it puked back up a Cottonelle Caper for the dog to play with.
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Cottonelle Candy 

The carmelized niblets of toilet paper one needs to chew through to properly eat ass.
Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.

cottonballed 

The act of farting while seated such that the gas comes up from underneath and tickles your genitalia.
Agh, what's that smell?
I cottonballed....it was nice.
cottonballed by Ninja Wink December 28, 2009

Cottoneyed 

When your eyes dry up thus causing them to appear red and bloodshot. The term comes from the common smoking term cotton mouthed , which is when the smokers mouth dries up as if they were chewing on cotton balls.
Kind sir pass me the eye drop my eyes have become quite cottoneyed
Cottoneyed by Veitnam VW August 31, 2013

cottondale 

A large wad of pubic hair in the pool
Hey bruh , did you see that cottondale in the pool? Eww it looks like a pubeasaurus Rex was in there
cottondale by Mdsdkr July 29, 2017

cittronelle 

a shitty town where you will find nothing but crackheads walking down the road and toilets sitting on the side of the road
man 1“yo ! theres a crackhead walking down there!

man 2“yea thats cittronelle for you.”
cittronelle by ppchomper February 12, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026