1) A
moron,
idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.
2) A human who accidentally got into
santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.
3) An inferior toy-maker.
Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst
toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed
Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed
Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."