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touchin' cotton 

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.
Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!
touchin' cotton by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007

soggy cottonbottoms 

I didn't ride a single water ride at the amusement park, but you would have thought I had ridden them all if you would have seen my soggy cottonbottoms.

cotton job 

A pre fellatio interaction involving an individual's mouth lacking lubricant qualities giving another individual oral sex with said non lubricated mouth.
Mary took a hit of the bong and gave Jimmy a cotton job with her cotton mouth.
cotton job by ChrisMcDanks December 19, 2016

turtle sniffing cotton 

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.
Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

cotton blocked 

When you get cock-blocked by a tampon.

CBS
“Did you fuck last night?”
Nah, she’s on her period. I got cotton blocked.”
cotton blocked by Juicy - C March 9, 2019

Coton de Tulear 

Coton de Tulears are small, white, cute, stuffed-animal like dogs. They are very hard to find because they originate from Madagascar. They are hypoallergenic and non-shedding.
Coton de tulear dog rare breed fluffly adorable playful smart
Coton de Tulear by andreacrystal February 21, 2011