Quite literally the definition of handsome. There is no one more amazing and gorgeous than this man. My heart literally melts when he looks at me. I immediately have 5 million orgasms at once when he kisses me.
Patrick Costelloe is a sex god. 100000000/10
by BladeAttack December 8, 2022
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The true definition of a walking Jesus Christ. If you get to know him his past times are screaming at churches and getting in head on collision car accidents. You can usually catch him at your local Home Depot shitting on finders of 1928 Ford Mustangs. Loves to throw a round with the new york mets and then give the whole team a slap down after the long game, they then give him their long game. Usually running a meme page somewhere, that later gets shut down by Feminist Vegan Niggers
"Benward Costello is such an athiest that he fucks the priest and his little Labrador."
by Ms donna haley August 15, 2017
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To succeed despite low intelligence; to pull a Anthony Costello.
"I won the lottery, Jim!"
"Wow, you really pulled an Anthony Costello."
by knewgfownofi909 October 24, 2022
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Similar to an "Irish Exit", the Costello Cut-out involves leaving a party or social gathering without saying goodbye, but shuffling your feet on the way out.
Gary : Hey where did Johnny Boy go?
Mike : I don't know, he was just here laughing and having fun. Then he disappeared.

--30 minutes later--
Gary : I think he gave us the Costello Cut-out.
Mike : Yea, shuffled right out on us.
by Richard Hasherpes December 7, 2013
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this is a joke, this is the definition of a joke right here folks.

This term can also be used to call someone a clown, like after someone does something stupid or irresponsible you could call them a Bernie.
Person: Did you hear that the circus is coming to town?
Another person: Wait I didn’t know the circus was coming early!!
1st person: Oh yea silly Bernie Costello, the one man clown circus is coming back to town!!
by Max Baker Smith September 18, 2020
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