sage cortright

Fun person to talk to

Sage cortright is the best

sage cortright by jakobmullen January 13, 2018

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Coronight

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:
A legendary person who works in health care and is willing to sacrifice their life to help people fight a virus and receive aid. (Corona+knight)

Also: A legendary person who gets killed because of idiots who don't pay attention to social distancing.

My brother is a real coronight. He hasn't come home since the outbreak of the Coronavirus. I really miss him.

Coronight by Mahdi.English March 24, 2020

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corplighting

A portmanteau of Corpspeak and Gaslighting.

Corplighting evolved spontaneously from the need to manage questions -- via blame deflection, positioning, and trending jargon. Corplighting optimizes the message and controls and minimizes information flow. It also undermines and subtly invalidates the premise, managing workforce mindset.

Today's all-hands meeting was 80% corplighting about WFH policy changes.

corplighting by s1gz3r0 June 16, 2023

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copyright troll

A company or individual who buys or owns copyrights of content with the sole purpose of making money by suing people for infringement. Often done with content they never even created in the first place.

A copyright troll sued Steve for $150,000 because he downloaded their porn.

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Gale Cartwright

An elderly man who tries to screw young women 29 and younger. Usally having to settle for porn to jack off to because no woman will ever really want him. He broadcast on vaughnlive and will mod anyone just to get them to stay for his show.

"Gale Cartwright? Didn't he die? Oh well."

Gale Cartwright by OGTroll June 9, 2013

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Jay Cartwright

Andy: I’ve shagged so many birds this week, must be about 25 of then

Tyler: oh fuck off you Jay Cartwight

When someone chats so much shit, they’re called a jay Cartwright

Jay Cartwright by Chat shit November 4, 2018

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copyright

A perfect example of a way to scam people.

Bob: Guess what? My epic video of me burning Justin Bieber's CD got me a YouTube strike because of copyright.
Ted: WTF? Seriously? They are such money and attention seekers!

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