When a guy blows his load in his hand, and slaps the girl in the face with his wad of cum, and says, "You're Fired!".
by JMoney33 July 18, 2009
An up and coming superstar at a company that takes part in all company events and buys into corporate propaganda no matter how ridiculous. Often wears a tie to work even though it's business casual. Corporate often becomes their first name. A.K.A -- Golden Boy
Where is your team lead at?
Corporate went to Alabama to run with the big wigs.
Really? Why?
Who knows, that son of a bitch always has his lips locked on someone at the top's ass.
Corporate went to Alabama to run with the big wigs.
Really? Why?
Who knows, that son of a bitch always has his lips locked on someone at the top's ass.
by UsualSuspects June 22, 2011
by Democracy is Dead April 15, 2010
An entity that remains free to continue to do as it damn well pleases after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had committed it.
by Downstrike June 5, 2004
Whenever I hear the word corporate, I get the image of indoctrinated people working on bog standard computers within an eternal sea of cubicles. Each individual works continually with no expression. They simply do the job they are assigned to. They have no personal identity, only a corporate identity. Every aspect of their being has been conditioned so they are only compatible within a corporate environment. Every aspect of their lives is an extensive marketing campaign. They eat at McDonald's. They drink at Starbucks. They sleep on furniture made by IKEA. They are part of an entity which continues to destroy until there is nothing else, all for the sole purpose of generating profit. And somewhere deep inside these people is the underlying truth that somewhere down the line they lost their humanity, and became supporters of the institutions that destroyed it...
by GoAskAlex1991 January 10, 2012
Someone who was once considered 'fun' before they entered the working world, but who is now 'boring'. Most often found when people leave university for an office job, shedding their enjoyable social skin, and donning a far less interesting one. These people obtain the 'corporate' prefix infront of their name.
Max used to "do what he wanted", but now, 'Corporate Max' is in bed by 9 and has no time for his boys nor shenanigans.
by Aramil November 19, 2016
the real controllers of the world. and no its not just America.
Money controls everything. take control of a countries economy, u practically are the king.
Money controls everything. take control of a countries economy, u practically are the king.
the top 3 corporations in the world: Exxon/Mobile General Motors Ford, individually make more revenue then all but 6 countries in the world.
by Dong Woo November 13, 2004