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cornbinder

A nickname given by farmers, to any of the many self-powered products (E.G., trucks, tractors, tractor/farming implements & attachments, , refrigerators created by International Harvester Company or better known as IHC or IH, having a logo where a red i sits inside/over a black H (Resembling ]-i-), which is said to be depicting a man sitting on a tractor where the H is the tractor, the i is the man and the dot on the i is the man's hat/head.

Origin:
The origin of this nickname spawns from the ingenuity of the International Harvester Company's owner Cyrus H. McCormick (inventor of the reaper). It was well-known in farming, that if something was helped to lessen the work on humans, animals & machinery, while getting the job done quickly and correctly, International built it. The love for something being built right, dependable and most importantly durable, was carried on to the truck industry and later to heavy machinery and big trucks today.

In the below Example, the date is 12/26/2012 and an International Scout wasn't the only thing to survive Winter Solstice... The place, a local gas station which also didn't seem to be bothered by the fact that the Mayan Calender had to be flipped back to page one (no idea what everyone is worked up about).
Man1 (filling up his new 2013 Ford Mustang) "So how long have you had that cornbinder?"
Man2 (filling up his 1973.5 International Scout II w/military Vietnam era `65-`68 304cid SV8.) "We're coming on our 18th year anniversary"

Man1 "What did you name it?"
Man2 "StoneThrower"

Man1 "How much do you have invested in her?"
Man2 "Roughly $5k, paid $1,200 for it w/about $6k in parts installed a $600 Skyjacker suspension and $640 in Ron Francis' Wiring, the rest was necessities as well, oil changes, brakes, usual bearings, etc.

Man1 "I remember tooling around in one of those when I was about 6 years old. Belonged to my Father. He gave it to me and well, I had to get rid of it cause it was so hard to find parts. I bet it's impossible to find parts now.
Man2 "Nope, International/Navistar still has a Light Line Parts division and pretty much everything is obtainable through them or by visiting binderplanet.com to see who the licensed Light Line Parts dealers are.

Man1 "Wow, I wish I never got rid of my cornbinder, sure did have a lot of fun in that old truck... it would go anywhere*. How many miles are on it"
Man2 "You can still find them around, for sale. It'll still go anywhere. and I take it everywhere*. I just put it back on the road after sleeving the 304 w/3-7/8" sleeves for standard pistons. Had $650,565 miles on it before anything was done to the bottom end. She'll have 750k on her before our 18th anniversary."
cornbinder by strEt-Ys January 31, 2010

conTinder 

a candidate found in the matched list of suitors of the increasingly popular pseudo speed dating/just plain ole hookup app Tinder

a top conTinder: one of those suitors found at the top of said matched list, due to frequent text conversation
It's always nice to wake up to a new list of conTinders.

"Yea, he has a picture of his dog, a picture of him doing manly outdoorsy things, and all of his pics are taken by other people, definitely a top conTinder on my list."
"Hmm, my top conTinders take selfies, have beach bods, and are dtf."
conTinder by McNullty February 28, 2013

confunderstand 

When one is both confused, yet understands a concept.
I confunderstand what you just said.
confunderstand by Lonies September 16, 2006

Continder 

After you deactivate your tinder account because you’re questioning your life decisions, but finally get horny enough that you decide to reactivate.
I kinda hate myself but I am going to continder. Bad dates are better than no dates right??
Continder by Sylie January 14, 2018

Confinery 

1: Used to describe a state of mental self-punishment that is similar to the realm of purgatory that church-going/catholic woman experience after getting wasted and breaking their oath of chastity, for the 2nd+ time.

2: The experience of remorse from getting drunk the night before and taking part in promiscuous activity while sitting in mass/church.
Person: "Girl, what's wrong?!"
Bad Girl: "I'm in confinery."
Person: "Say WHA?? You better hope you're not pregnant!."
Bad Girl: "I don't know. I just hope God forgives me the next time...I mean, this time..."

contindering 

When you meet someone on Tinder and go on several dates, but continue checking Tinder habitually.
Are you exclusive or contindering?
contindering by Bkim April 19, 2015