corncob 

Someone who has been brutally owned, yet insists that they are victorious in the online discourse despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Originates from a 2011 tweet from @dril.

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corncob

corncob by atomicthumbs August 3, 2017

cornhobbling 

The act of slapping someone in the face with a fish

David went to jail for cornhobbling Jerry in the face.

cornhobbling by UndercoverRhinocerous December 30, 2015

cornobble 

To slap someone with a fish.

Yesterday, i got cornobbled.

cornobble by Oskai10 April 3, 2020

Corncobbed

When you get owned so hard you shrink and turn into a corncob

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed

Corncobbed by ruzihm August 3, 2017

cornobble 

To smack somebody with a fish.

I cornobbled Jason. **smacks Jason with a fish**

cornobble by BW October 9, 2004

cornobbled 

To be hit with a fish

I've been cornobbled. I shall cornobble you.

cornobbled by Andrew Jerabek July 31, 2006

two corncob outhouse 

An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.

There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.

two corncob outhouse by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011