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Kansas Cornholer

Members of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas
I hear those Kansas Cornholers are going to protest at the murdered children's funerals.

Those Westboro Baptist Church people are all closet queers, incestuous, inbred Kansas Cornholers.

Cornholery 

Where or when lots of corn holing takes place, in the literal or metaphoric sense.
The gay porno 4 Cocks, 1 Butthole is a visual example of literal rampant cornholery.

Joe was caught speeding and fined $500 by the judge. Joe is the victim of judicial cornholery.
Cornholery by Lord Cornholis, M.P. January 23, 2011

cornholer 

The driving participant in anal sex.
The pitcher in an anal sex tournament.
Possibly both a hetero and homo sexual term.
Rod loves to give it to his lover in the backdoor -- he's such a cornholer.
cornholer by Joe Campanella December 3, 2003

Nebraska Cornholers 

Affectionate nickname for the University of Nebraska teams and fans, as used by their rivals in the Big 12 Conference.
That was great when the University of Kansas Jayhawks beat the University of Nebraska Cornholers.
Nebraska Cornholers by andy1 March 21, 2009

cornholer 

1. A member of ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) and/or its network.

2. Any activist involved in "social justice" or "environmental justice."

3. Progressives
The cornholers are registering their pets to vote.

The rally mostly consisted of cornholers protesting SUVs.

Cornholers are leftist, socialist, liberal progressives with both communist and fascist tendencies.
cornholer by It's on. March 2, 2010

The Cornholers Suprize 

Very rude and rather evil to use... The Cornholers Suprize is a near fail proof way to insure that the reciever NEVER comes back to your bed.
Process is very simple...
1- Get the target into having sex with you.
2- Achieve the doggy stlye position.
3- Just be for you blow your load, accidently cramp your wang balls deep in to targets butthole.
4- To make sure they stay away. be VERY VERY rude about it. Never I say NEVER utter the words "I'm sorry".
My ex keep cock blocking me at partys. So I sweet talked her into one last round of good by sex. HAHA! You should have seen the look on her face when I gave her "The Cornholers Suprize"! She has not been around since.