Top Definition
One who "mistakenly" takes USB and power cords from another person because they have misplaced their own.
Lanny - "Hey Dave, can I use your USB cord for your portable scanner?"

Dave - "Sure Lanny, but I want it back because I've heard that you are a cord thief."
Lanny - "You're a douche bag."
by DiggityDitz February 18, 2010

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