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a Cooper witt 

A tool of a person, who gererally resembles the character caillou from the kids show. Also a person who tends to try and use urban dictionary definitions as pick up lines. Generally good at football, but a total tool none the less.
"Dude did you see that guy who looks like that kid from that PBS cartoon try and use an urban dictionary definition as a pick up line?

Yeah, he's pretty good at football...

Pfff...What a Cooper witt."
a Cooper witt by copper witt October 21, 2010

copperitis 

a disease that makes it harder people to type correctly without making spelling mistakes
"did yuo see taht new movie taht camr out todat"

"seeing your message it looks like you are suffering from copperitis"
copperitis by gonzalo_kebab December 20, 2021

Copped it without vass. 

Yes, you guessed it, another Rugby League saying: When one has been wronged in the extreme. The copped it is a shortened version of being on the end of an anal intrussion. The vass, is an abreviated word for vasoline, the lubricant that you wish the person who wronged you would provide.
a. After careful consideration we are going to give the role of national sales director to Nathan.

b. But I've been here 18 years! Nathan has only been here 18 weeks! I've copped it without vass.

or.
How do you reckon The Eels will go in the grand final?

I reckon they will cop it without vass.

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper 

v. 1) doing pure, uncut cocaine.
2) Diarrhea
3) John Au
He was Hangin' with Mr. Cooper.

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper 

a kickass show that is very humorous
wanna watch hangin w/ mr cooper?
sure

hangin with mr cooper 

this is the question you ask when you've sneezed and you want to make sure there is no green on display
"ATCHOOOOO, shit am i hangin with mr cooper?"
"nah mate, the courts clear!!"