cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.

All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.

cop knobbler by thedalailummox September 1, 2010

cop a knobber 

to recieve head; give head.

my girl knows how to cop a knobber like a professional.

cop a knobber by christine m. October 24, 2006

cobknobbler 

one who knobbles the cob.

anyone who drives a Prius is a cobknobbler

cobknobbler by Atom the Impaler July 29, 2009

Cocknobbler 

A term used to describe a male who derives pleasure from inflicting pain upon another males genitalia. A cocknobbler can normally be observed punching or kicking another mans love spuds, then once said man is incapacitated, the cocknobbler will normally perform a 'tea bagging' maneuver before running away cackling wildly. See also cocknobbled for one who has been the victim of a cocknobbler.

Arrrggghh!!! I just got cocknobbled by a cocknobbler!

Cocknobbler by Knightmarine April 6, 2015