Coolstory Bro 

What you say to someone after they have attempted to troll you to hell.

Person A: (A long streak of trolling)
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: WTF does that mean??!!
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: STFU
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: OMG SHUT UP GET OUT.
And It Goes On. TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS.

Coolstory Bro by Anon451 November 3, 2009

coolstorymybro 

Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.

P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!

coolstorymybro by anonymous February 3, 2019

cool story brah

What a person uses when they do not give 1 single shit about whatever you said, or whatever someone else said.

Michael: bro my mom got an std and she's in the hospial
Douchebag: cool story brah

cool story brah by Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky April 12, 2015

cool story bro 

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.

Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)

Person B: cool story bro

cool story bro by a1b2c3d4e5 January 5, 2009

cool story bro 

An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.

"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
"Cool story bro."

cool story bro by Geneva H February 7, 2009

cool story bro 

when someone tells you a boring story you don't wanna hear

person 1 "I went to the shop last night"
person 2 " cool story bro"

cool story bro by Princess barbie doll 101 February 6, 2018

Coolstify

When a person makes a mistake or does something embarrassing and attempts to justify it by saying only cool people do it.

Example 1:
Man 1: "I cried when I watched Titanic."
Man 2: "You're a pussy."
Man 1: "Hey, only real men cry during Titanic!"
Man 1: "You're just trying to Coolstify yourself."

Example 2:
Man 1: "I just sucked that guy's dick."
Man 2: "Dude, that's gay!"
Man 1: "Only cool guys suck other guy's dicks."
Man 2: "No, you're gay."

Coolstify by Sembree January 23, 2013