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cookiewhore 

someone who won't share their cookie with you for the selfish reason at some point they want to have sex with that cookie. Or someone is hard of hearing and didn't hear you call them a cookiehorder and changed changed the word horder into whore in their own mind out of possible guilt. also a cookiewhore is someone who could use a box of Quetips and some ear flush to understand your new york accent.
you are sitting with a young lady who is eating a large cookie and won't give you a piece. you call her a cookiehorder in a new york accent. she then accuses you of calling her a cookiewhore so you get asked to leave the party by your boss and have no idea why until monday morning when he tells you
cookiewhore by PaulJWBunyan July 11, 2011
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Girl Scout Cookie Whore 

A person who is obsessed with Girl Scout Cookies, to the point where they don't ever share their cookies, they have a calender counting down to the opening of the new cookie season, and they occasional sleep with the famous green vest on....
Friend: Dude can I have some of your Tagalongs?
GSCW (Girl Scout Cookie Whore): No bro.
Friend: But you have like 20 boxes!
GSCW: These are barely gonna last until the season opens up in 39 days, until then get your own damn box!
Friend: Your such a fucking Girl Scout Cookie Whore!

Cookie Whore 

A cookie whore is a person who cant be trusted with any cake or chocolate. Be wary of those called katie, they get vicious! cookie Stealing
Guy 1: hey wheres my fucking cookie!
Guy 2: keep your voice down we all know katie's a cookie whore!
Cookie Whore by mortalperil July 11, 2010

Cookie Whore 

One who says "I Love You" in order to gain food products or other less honorable rewards.
"Give me your cookie." "No." "I love you." "Okay."
(Later)
"You're such a Cookie Whore Caleb"
Cookie Whore by Betty Bruce September 19, 2006

cocklewhore 

A female who wants sex all the time and when she receives sexual pleasure she cockles much like a rooster.
Damn my girl is such a cocklewhore
cocklewhore by porkisgood123 January 25, 2018

Cookie Whore 

The act of being angered at someone to the point of yelling.
"Marsh!, You cookie whore!!..."
Cookie Whore by droberts March 16, 2010

cokewhore 

An unemployed, uneducated, ugly, fat girl from the ghetto who wishes she lived in upper st clair. To cover up her misery, she does pills, drinks, and does coke all day long in front of her illegitimate sons. She has never been married, and she thinks Europe is a country. She still lives with her parents because she can't get a decent job. She beats her kids and swears in front of them. It won't be long til CYS takes them from her because she is an unfit mother.
Thank God we live in Upper St. Clair and aren't surrounded by cokewhores from the Sheraden ghetto. AND If I wasn't such a cokewhore, maybe I could have a great relationship with my ex like Christy does. AND I wish I was as skinny and pretty as Christy, but I'm just a useless cokewhore who is a cokewhore and a bad parent.
cokewhore by white trash slut July 21, 2006