cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time

Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming

cookies and creaming by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015

Cookies and cream 

Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.

I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.

Cookies and cream by 3-BAG December 9, 2008

Cookies and Cream 

Phrase used in the Northern part of the United States to denote absolute approval, recognize achievement, or display copious amounts of affection for an entity.

Modern-day revival of mint.

The long, burdening, inherent length of the phrase truly shows the user's approval of what/who he/she is directing the phrase at because it rejects the laziness and ease of staccato approval words such as "cool", or, "favorite."

Sami: Look at my sloth hands! Aren't they adorable?
Jake: Sure.
Abbey: You guys are just the cookies and cream!

Abbey: I'm so cool.
Jake: The cookiest and creamiest, if I may say so myself.

Jake: What's your favorite ice cream?
Joe: Cookies and cream.
Jake: That's cookies and cream!
Joe: I know, that's what I said; cookies and cream.
Jake: Cookies and cream!
Joe: Stop it.
Jake: ....
Joe: ....
Jake: ....cookies and cream?
Joe: You're fired.

Cookies and Cream by ThatApplebeesGuy12345 February 4, 2013

Cookies and Creamer 

The act of while having sex with a female, the male pulls out and just before he ejaculates he squats over the woman's face and proceeds to take a shit while simultaneously pointing his boner at her cheeks/lower chin and shooting his cum all over her face. The result is that the female's face is covered in shit and cum, which she must then lick off of her face. For the shit and cum mix that she cannot lick off her face, the woman must wipe it onto an ice cream cone and slowly lick it until she has eaten it all.

My girlfriend was bitching because I wouldn't buy her an ice-cream when we were at the pool so when we got home I gave her a Cookies and Creamer and that seemed to shut her up for several weeks. Literally, she didn't say a word to anyone for two weeks after.

Cookies and Creamer by Phickle Dude January 18, 2011

Wisconsin cookies and cream 

Take a funnel. Shove it in someones ass. Pour a gallon of milk in. Remove the funnel. And eat it. -starfishsan

Last night I gave my girl a Wisconsin cookies and cream.

Wisconsin cookies and cream by Starfishsan November 14, 2016

Cookies and Cream 

Give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. Order is not important.

I gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.

Cookies and Cream by lemnefresh July 10, 2010

cookies and cream 

after having rigorous anal sex with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to ejaculate on there face, shooting a turd missile propelled by a flood of semen (extra points if you land one on the lips).
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.

I watched Zack's face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream I blew all over his face after he shit on my dick.

cookies and cream by Cordova...FUCK!!! March 31, 2008