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cookie d'oh!

The experience of realizing you forgot to order Girl Scout cookies from the local seller. Sometimes accompanied by a forehead slap and a wave of regret. It happens most often when the seller is distributing cookies to those who did buy.
I had a cookie d'oh! when Eddie handed out his daughter's Girl Scout cookie orders. Next year I'll order for sure.
cookie d'oh! by Hot Beth February 9, 2010
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Myspace Cookie'd 

When someone harrasses people in blog comments and the blog owner tells them to stop, they get fuming mad (butthurt) then run and write a drama blog about the blog owner. Usually only women do this, but men with the mrs busy body syndrome will do this also. Sooo emotional
damn, did you see that dude insulting my blog reader? I told his ass to pack it, then the little bitch turned around and myspace cookie'd my ass. What a butthurt little woman he is.
Myspace Cookie'd by NO! YOU October 28, 2009

Give Me The D**n Cookie 

Can be used when you want to say something random but you don't know what to say
Person 1: (walks up to person 2) Give Me The D**n Cookie
Person 2: WTF
Person 1: (walks away)

Cookie 'N' Cream'd Out 

When you start to get tired of cookie n cream icecream. It usually happens when you have it too much.
Mom: "Do you cookie n cream icecream"

Stephen: "No Ma, I'm all cookie 'n' cream'd out."

D-lamac cookie 

During intercours a man give a cleavland steamer to a woman and proseads to ejaculate on it. The man then puts some in his mouth and kisses the nice lady goodnight.
The man enjoys giving d-lamac cookies to his wife before they go to sleep
D-lamac cookie by southiekid March 25, 2009

Cookie Dance

The dance Jesse does every time he eats a cookie on Prank vs Prank
MMM This is good
Im going to cookie dance
im out

wawa run saaan
Cookie Dance by mtbdude January 13, 2013

Cookie Dough 

A completely delicious substance that society prohibits us to bring to gatherings raw, so we are forced to bake it, therefore decreasing its deliciousness
Person 1: Cookie dough is far better than baked cookies
Person 2: Damn straight