coochiecast 

a twitter groupchat made in december 2019, originally for stan purposes

its full of idiots, weebs, schlatt stannies in denial and softies

was meant to be a podcast but god fucking knows they still haven't done it the cunts

person 1: yo, you see what *blank* said in coochiecast??
person 2: yeah, fuckin schlannie

coochiecast by TheOtakuFromTheWarren March 11, 2020

Coochietoes

An elite group of lil bastard cryptids on insta. They formed out of a mutual love of moomin. Founded by the great @ toadiarts. They have a long rich history and they worship the almighty chicken little. They are also very Sunnphobic. They’re full name is too long for any sane being to want to hear but typically go by coochietoe and the poopshitters :)

pp1: “man did u see that one of the coochietoes posted some art on insta today?”
pp2: “no way rlly?? i gtg like it rn”
pp3: “who are the coochietoes??”
pp1&2: 👁👁?? “deadass??”
pp3: “nah im fibbin. but i thought they were gonna stream today.”
pp2: “doesn’t mean they can’t post”
haha pp

Coochietoes by notabannana October 23, 2020

Coochie Coochie Coo

Coochie Coochie Coo is usually used by parents when tickling their newborn child.

Upon tickling and saying "Coochie Coochie Coo" to the child, they will most definitely either start laughing or crying. It depends on how understanding your newborn child is.

"Coochie Coochie Coo."

-Parent.

Coochie Coochie Coo by Smooth Stone July 19, 2020

coochiecooch 

the act of sexual intercourse, otherwise known as "the birds and the bees." This phrase can be used for someone who is too immature to just use the word "sex."

"Hey Brandon! I did the coochiecooch with Sally last night!"
"That was some nasty coochiecooch."

coochiecooch by lanie r. June 5, 2020

coochiemonster 

when someone attacks your coochie from the behind

he brushed me against the wall and coochiemonstered me

coochiemonster by coochiegorl November 24, 2018

coochieboi 

Coochie Mans sidekick, almost as epic although on a lower plane of existence

You are about to be pierced by the long probe of the coochieboi

coochieboi by john smith epic man October 19, 2020

Coochiekosis 

A medical condition in which the vaginal canal and labia become covered in a hard, sebaceous cheese substance. This "Smegma" ultimately crystallizes, and causes immediate death. Caused by a hybrid of a virus, bacteria, fungis, and Transmissible spongiform encephalopathy. Status: Incurable.

Damn, Madi has Coochiekosis? That's too bad... That bitch knew how to fuck.

Coochiekosis by Fat Cock Francis April 23, 2023