cooch guard 

the female equivalent to a cock block

*talking to the Hulk*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.

Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*

Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.

Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!

Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.

Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch guard right now.

Kitty: Yeah.

Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*

cooch guard by Rose R. November 24, 2009

cooch gaurd

the female equivalent to a cock block

*talking to the Hulk*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.

Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*

Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.

Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!

Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.

Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch gaurd right now.

Kitty: Yeah.

Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*

cooch gaurd by Rose R. February 22, 2009

Couch guarding 

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

Couch guarding by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008