Geneva Conventions 

A document listing the basic rights of humans, what not to do in a war, and the consequences of overstepping the bounderies of the contract. The most famous revision was made in 1949.

It has become a kind of bad punchline on the world stage, like that one smartass kid in school who got his ass handed to him by teacher(s) in front of everyone.

Diplomat: The Geneva Conventions are meant to protect the rights of all people during wartime so that no atrocities can be repeated as those in World War II.

Sensible Adults: So how's that going for you buddy? Because as far as I can see, that paper's done jack shit in recent conflicts.

Geneva Conventions by seanyboyK May 3, 2016

Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion

A spontaneous action done by a couple when shushi - and a matchking appetite - and hornyness are combined. The female partner assumes a position in which hips are angled from 45° to 90° degrees. Thereupon shushi, Makizushi is considered the cold standard, is inserted into the vaginal vestibule, topped up with soy sauce. Through the power of contractions, the female attempts to force the shushi into the male's mouth, which is optimally positioned between the female's thighs, flushly against the vaginal opening; however, the positioning of the mouth is not perscribed, and changes may be made for trickshotting, ultimately making this a fun, bonding and competitive experience for all participants.

This stunt is only enjoyable with a female who is based in Los Angeles. The origin of the male partner is largely considered irrelevant. This is reasoned by the destinct flavour and state of vagina - reffered to as punani - of Los Angeles Females: They often flaunt a fishy smell and taste, which is primarily caused by dried seminal fluid in the general area. This specific variation of punani is perfect for shushi, as it complements the taste.

For beginners, it may seem hard to engage in a Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, as it is not always easy to find the right punani. However, experts have found that for an attractive, muscular male specimin, taking a shirtless walk on one of LA's many boardwalks will present many oppertunities.

Ever since I've experienced the Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, shushi has never been the same for me, dude.

Hey bae, Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion later?

Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion by broken1244 June 26, 2021

convulsions 

What some (and only some) women experience when brought to orgasm by really, really large penises. They start shaking and can't help but make the most earthmoving shrieks and sounds, while their bodies contort and the rush of pleasure is almost too much for them to handle.

He tied me down spread eagle on the table and forced orgasm after squirting orgasm out of my small, quivering frame. The convulsions in my vagina were so strong that i was pumping out my juices all over his rock hard, 9 inch long, 6 1/2 inch circumference cock.

convulsions by Joe8991 April 13, 2007

post-micturition convulsion syndrome 

That involuntary crazy-go-nuts wiggle dance that you get sometimes after you pee. Check out the sciencey stuff on Wikipedia.

Also known as a peegasm or pee shivers.

Buddy 1: Hey, Buddy 2, this morning I had to take a huge leak and I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome afterwards.

Buddy 2: Alright, Buddy 1! I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome this morning too! High-five!

Buddy 1: I guess this makes us post-micturition convulsion syndrome pals!

Both: HA HA HA HA!!!111ExclamationpointOnezorz

post-micturition convulsion syndrome by I love to piss December 29, 2007

Convulsion

A term applied to the act of moving one's camera (during skype or other video chat program) and usually voluntary although the outcome of the movement may appear random and illogical.

-"You've had a convulsion and now I can't see you!"

-"It was really clear until she had a convulsion and now it's all just ceiling and curtains."

Convulsion by Mr. Legitimate Entry September 13, 2010

sexual convulsion 

Amazingness.

Girl: "I'm cumming, I'm cumming!"

Guy: "ahhhhhhh!"

Girl: "Oh my god, Oh my god -- FUUUUUUU!"

Guy: "AHHHHHH!"

Girl: *body spasm aka sexual convulsion*

sexual convulsion by theoneandonlysexgod May 14, 2012

Diarrhetic Convulsion 

A convulsion caused by rapid ejection of diarrhetic material.

Dude, when he saw his sister screwing the horse he practically had a Diarrhetic Convulsion!

Diarrhetic Convulsion by Errr June 19, 2006