Conversational rapist
Conversational rapist by Akflyer May 17, 2017
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1. One who often enters an ongoing conversation or argument, saying nothing of value and often just repeating the stupidest/baseless/meaningless fucking thing they possibly can, usually also as loudly as possible.
2. One whom, after fufilling the first definition, uses the flimsiest god damn segue to steer (rape) the conversation into a totally different subject.
3. One who rapes someone, and attempts to make small-talk during the aforementioned rape.
2. One whom, after fufilling the first definition, uses the flimsiest god damn segue to steer (rape) the conversation into a totally different subject.
3. One who rapes someone, and attempts to make small-talk during the aforementioned rape.
1.Me: Dude, I'm serious, Chocolate ice cream is the best
Friend: Well, I dunno man...
Conversation Rapist: SERIOUSLY MAN, VANILLA IS WAY BETTER, ONLY CUNTS LIKE CHOCOLATE, VANILLA,VANILLA,VANILLA, FUCK YOU.
2. Conversation Rapist (continues): YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUCKING GAY AND CUNTY? YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY!
Me: I'm glad you added that relevant point and smooth transition to the conversation, you fucking rapist.
3. Rapist: (Mid Raping) The weather's pretty nice this time of year. It's refreshing.
Rape Victim: I suppose, but could you please stop raping me?
Rapist: Ehhh, Nope.
Friend: Well, I dunno man...
Conversation Rapist: SERIOUSLY MAN, VANILLA IS WAY BETTER, ONLY CUNTS LIKE CHOCOLATE, VANILLA,VANILLA,VANILLA, FUCK YOU.
2. Conversation Rapist (continues): YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUCKING GAY AND CUNTY? YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY!
Me: I'm glad you added that relevant point and smooth transition to the conversation, you fucking rapist.
3. Rapist: (Mid Raping) The weather's pretty nice this time of year. It's refreshing.
Rape Victim: I suppose, but could you please stop raping me?
Rapist: Ehhh, Nope.
conversation rapist by PleaseDon'tRapeMe June 24, 2011
Conversation Rapist
A person who forces themselves onto other people conversationally. They will intrude in your personal sphere by forcing conversation (usually of low quality) onto you.
I came into work this morning hoping for some peace and quiet and I had to endure it in both ears from John and Janet. It was like I was being spit roasted by them. They're such conversation rapists.
Conversation Rapist by Bah Zah January 8, 2020
conversation rapist
Someone who interrupts conversations in the most irritating way imaginable, and somehow kicks you out of your own conversation.
A: Hey
B: Hey
A: Yeah so the other day I was -
C: HAAAYY, B WHATS UPP
A:...........
B: Oh not much not much, how've you been?
A: ...............! *whispers to self* what a conversation rapist...
B: Hey
A: Yeah so the other day I was -
C: HAAAYY, B WHATS UPP
A:...........
B: Oh not much not much, how've you been?
A: ...............! *whispers to self* what a conversation rapist...
conversation rapist by Jang Mi December 4, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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