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a really fat girl that has like three stomaches when they sit down and their arm is as big as a waist of a normal person. a.k.a a hippo
Oies ma, why didn't he admit that he had a girlfriend.
Friend, " ayy mami, el papi couldn't admit his girlfriend was a contripona!"
by laBOOTIlicous January 07, 2011