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1. A variation on the popular belief that one should lick the alphabet while performing cunnilingus, but in this case, licking in the pattern of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and then spelling out the word "START."
"I'm going to stop at my friends house for old school video game night, then I'm heading straight to my girlfriends house to perform contralingus."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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