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Claire Contraire

A really friendly and intelligent girl who often disagrees with the people she doesn't like because they are annoying and have stupid opinions.
oh, stop being a Claire Contraire, you don't have to disagree with everything i say
Claire Contraire by bear1234678 November 4, 2010

contrapreneur 

Portmanteau of "contra" and "entrepreneur." Someone who sees the business possibilities in reactionary and counter-revolutionary operations.
The #FusionRiseUp conference is a great place for a contrapreneur to get their startup recognized by the CIA and the State Department, so they can participate in future US-backed color "revolutions."
contrapreneur by gavinsaywhat November 19, 2014

flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

untruthful flexible container of feces 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

emergency contraceptive 

1.
Extra condoms (often kept in a backpack, briefcase, or vehicle trunk)

2.
A Left Hand and truecrypt porn volume can quickly relieve blue balls with zero potential conception, but high potential for sexual escalation.

3.
technology with the potential to PREVENT conception (sperm penetrating ovum, the engendering of pregnancy), includes: condoms, spermicide, careful anal sex, masturbation. Any technology willfully killing the zygote is infanticide and in no way whatsoever contraceptive.

4.
One cannot un-ring the bell: don't tap the bell.
Should Mike's flavor of the week be set to fornicate but have no condom between them he could grab his strip of emergency contraceptives from the dick vapor protected gym bag in his car before becoming a Violently Orgasming Obsessed Dick Once Hard animal mindlessly fucking through the strip in one afternoon.

Because all the high school freshman practiced at the same time, the girls on the court adjacent to the guys, the girls could see how well hung Shawn was his long thick dick flopping as he ran without compression shorts. With ample daily offers for good head and more after practice-, on study dates-, and amid the parties amplifying rife lust he used Masturbation As Contraception, the only 100% efficatious emergency contraceptive, lest girls hungering for big cock succeed tempting him to let them ride his cock.

Though Dravin longed to Fuck to Balls Empty during awesomely stimulating Girlfriend Anal Sex (contraceptive if pussy above the anal jizz leakage path) he needed more snug fitting condoms having fucked through all emergency contraceptives but the magnums which were far too lose. Thankfully he had stroke 29 for weeks of solo fuck replay. High school's zero refractory Masturbating Always Daily multiples now inaccessible he yearned to be able to achieve a dozen weekly orgasms. It is his richly visual fantasizing masturbatory fuck replay that escalates his craving her ass above all else, limiting instant gratification.

contained randomness

1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression

2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour
"damn rorz, you are the jedi of contained randomness, how do you do it?"