cuntraband 

Illicit items concealed in the vagina.

The drug-sniffing dog continued to sniff the woman's crotch, revealing the cuntraband.

cuntraband by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

contraband 

Drugs or drug-related items. Ex: weed, pipe, rolling papers, tin foil (heavily smoldered), baggies, visine, etc.

Mostly illegal items.

"Hide your contraband, the po-lice are coming!!"

contraband by torey February 6, 2005

Cuntraband 

Contraband stored in the vagina.

The items held within the vagina do not necessarily have to be illegal, one may well stash spare change or chapstick there.

Charlotte hoped to get across the border. She was carrying cuntraband: two rather mangy hens and a dachshund named Colin.

Cuntraband by Coraline Mae September 28, 2012

Nigga Contraband 

Phrases, Words, or even material such as racist YouTube videos that white people share with each other but would never show their black friends.

Person 1: I say fellow white person, search for ______ on YouTube. I found it racially hilarious.

Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband.

Nigga Contraband by NCPhoenix95 October 31, 2010

@ContrabandCarla 

Someone who doesn’t say anything for 3 months

Person 1: *doesn’t say anything for 3 months*
Person 2: you okay?
Person 1: yeah sorry i did an @ContrabandCarla

@ContrabandCarla by Totally not @Stevie_monitor November 10, 2019

Bloody Tampon Contraband 

A used tampon placed in a plastic bag. The person who carries bloody tampon contraband is eager to be searched. Repeat offenders often carry bloody tampon contraband to discourage unlawful searches by police and other authorities.

I hope that cop tries to search me again, this time I got a present for him. When he reaches in my pocket this time all he is gonna find is bloody tampon contraband.

Bloody Tampon Contraband by clausemic November 4, 2012

Contriband 

My Mexican amigo named Justin and his 17 siblings.

I brought contriband over the border

Contriband by Dildo destroyer April 21, 2018