A persistent nose picker. Someone who really goes to town on his nose in public habitually.
He could not stop fiddling with his nose while we were talking. I knew that he was a nose picker but this bordered on "constant gardener" behavior.
by deepdishdave February 14, 2011
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the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.
Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.
by The Destroyers April 4, 2008
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One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.
Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector
by T-Cracker December 27, 2018
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