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1.
Consarnit is a truly wonderful word with the connotation that something negative has just happened. It's essentially the equivalent of saying "Damnit".
Consarnit, I just dropped a hammer on my toe!
by malander April 12, 2004
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2.
Damn this and the whole of its properties fully to the nethrest regions of hell.
A: Could you perchance inform me of the time? I suspect I am late for an appointment at the nearest liquor store.
B: I regret to inform that the time of day has far surpassed the window of time in which visiting said establishment is probable without the aid of a crowbar. In other words, they just closed.
A: Con sarn it!
by sv-1 June 08, 2007
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