Conroe a place where the majority people are red necks and whites, then we have Mexican/Latinos, and then 10% blacks. Not a bad place at all, but nothing to do here, it's growing like crazy. We have a lake, but it's not that big of a deal, overrated. In summary, not a bad place to live in, nothing to do here, make sure you have someone to spend a good time with. (If you know what I mean)
Joe: Hey Veni welcome back to Conroe.

Veni: It's good to be back! man! Conroe is growing like crazy, I use to know the names of all the groceries store employees, now I don't know any of them.

Joe: Yep, Want to get tacos and a beer?
by Conreño October 3, 2018
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The place where satin was born. There is absolutely nothing to do in this town. North of Houston, Texas where once thought to be gangsta, was later known to be Fake. Very unknown in the grand scheme of things.
Did you hear about that one town, Conroe?

No.
by randym 123 May 18, 2011
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Conroe is basically full of Mexicans and if your white you either think you are one or you’re a redneck and don’t like them! It’s a pretty large Trashy town with crack/meth heads on the side walk when you enter the town!
Person one: “Where are we at?“
Person two: “we are in Conroe”
Person one: “I don’t like it here, go the back way”
Person two: “Good choice”
by Kadie 2700 July 21, 2020
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Most commonly known as: radiator springs with the one blinking light, Bumfuck nowhere, and east bumble fuck, this small town full of rednecks and illegals is mostly known for its daily migration of mexicans across the railroad tracks in downtown Conroe.
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by iAreJardon February 12, 2016
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A city in Texas, about 40 miles north of Houston. According to the Census Bureau, Conroe was the fastest-growing large city in the United States between July 1, 2015, and July 1, 2016. During the 1930s, because of oil profits, the city briefly boasted more millionaires per capita than any other U.S. city.

Today, Conroe has plenty of things to do and places to go.
Oh you’re from Conroe? Sweet, I heard Parker McCollum is from there!
by Just A Small Town Girl Living September 26, 2023
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