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a boy you think is shy, and then you get to know him and think he's an asshole. then you know him even better and you love him more than you can bear, because you realize he's amazing
first impressions can be misleading. He might end up being a conrad
by mobames September 05, 2008
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Donkey Punch Plush

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The sweetest guy you will ever met, a newfie through and through, will an amazing voice and an even more amazing heart. IS in love with one person and one person only. Is the most forgiving person on earth. Is a little bit weird, but it's a weirdness that is not hard to fall in love with.
God, Look at that sweet newfie boy, he's such a Conrad.
by AliceChevarie May 22, 2013
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Most brilliant and SEXY person alive.
Girl 1:Omg omg it's Conrad!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2:Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"clap" "clap" "clap"
by THESMARTANDDUMB December 31, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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someone who seems like someone you wouldnt like, but then you get to know them and they are RADICAL. See Conradical and Prorad
person 1: dude, that guys a total kill joy. no one likes him..
person 2: nah, actually, he's really cool. a real Conrad he is. Conradical.
by d00d3 whtvr. January 27, 2008
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Donkey Punch Plush

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the coolest person in the entire world.
by danielle butterface August 15, 2008
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Someone that is so hot, that when you see them, you jizz urself.
Confyah is walking across the street and I see him

"Man, Conrad's arsenal iz so hott!! WIT 2 T33's!!!"
by dj alligator! April 07, 2008
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Donkey Punch Plush

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bob: hey lyndon isnt your brothers name conrad
Lyndon: yeah
bob:dude thats an awesome name
Lyndon: yeah its short for conradical
bob: really!?!?
Lyndon: yeah
bob: dude thats awesome
Lyndon:*thinking* (thats not what it really means it would be pretty kick ass if it was though.)
by yellow35 April 26, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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