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the person presumed to be severely inebriated (stoned, drunk, hallucinating) that is pursued by the "Confrontation Method" of the Pittsburgh Parents Against Stoners; the PPAS made a conscientious choice to make the term mimic "abductee" to suggest that their technique will remove the inebriated person from the pleasantness of their experience
"After observing the suspected confrontee take ten minutes to decide on which bag of potato chips to purchase, we decided that we should approach and confirm his highness visually."

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