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Zez Confrey 

The most underrated and underappreciated early jazz (also known as novelty piano) composer of all time. Without Zez Confrey, jazz would not exist the same way it does today. His music is the successor to ragtime and the predecessor to jazz. His most popular compositions include Kitten on the Keys (1921), Dizzy Fingers (1923), and Stumbling (1922). He has composed over 90 pieces, each one as great and innovative as the last. Some are only available in ultra rare out of print books, and some have never even been published. His music was greatly influenced by impressionists like Debussy and ragtime players such as Scott Joplin. His last composition was entitled Fourth Dimension and was composed in 1959.
jazz teacher: you see students, ragtime was the predcessor to jazz. scott joplin was a famous ragtime composer in the early 1900s. after the death of the ragtime tradition came stride players like jelly roll morton and fats waller.

student: what about zez confrey?

jazz teacher: zez who?

student: *facepalms*
Zez Confrey by Bogmire August 25, 2010
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Confrealous 

A combo package of emotions, specifically referring to a state of confusion, being afraid, and jealousy. Generally affects those who are in awe of someone so cool that they are beyond comprehension. Can also describe the feeling people get when the look at two best friends, who are closer than imaginable.
The two best friends talked constantly and seemingly without a point, so much so that it made everyone confrealous.
Confrealous by OneLuckyBff January 13, 2011

confreda 

the biggest farm in Rhode Island, owned by Vincent P. Confreda, Vincent Confreda, and will go to Corey C Confreda, Jonathan T. Confreda and Vincent Confreda JR.
Confreda farms is the best farm in the world.
damn i love Confreda Farms
confreda by threec3 November 26, 2010
Confley derives from the Puertorican ethnic background as a form of slang meaning "Corn Flakes".
mira si tiene hambre silbete uno Confley.
Confley by Ezzyc December 20, 2010
Artistic and funny, she never talks good about herself but she always brings other people up. She is caring and deserves the world. Pretty insecure, but definitely cares a lot about her friends. Has a lot of talent, but never gives herself credit. Conrey holds everything together to make herself feel ok but that never worked. She is an amazing person who has tons of people who care about her, especially when she doesn't care about herself. She just wants to make things work for people around her, and her intentions always show. A perfect human that makes everyone around her smile, the most beautiful person you will ever meet. Bestest broski whomst be hella nice. She hella cute too. An amazing close friend and very open minded. She can share a good time of laughs to if needed.
Conrey is the bestestestestestest friend you could ever ask for and should not be taken for granted.
Conrey by PastelKitten14 June 8, 2018

pigeons in the comfrey 

The expression “pigeons in the comfrey” (specifically the lack thereof) refers both, somewhat confusingly, to a person who is not quite here mentally (similar to cobweb head), or who is restlessly busy doing many things (similarly to have fingers in many pies)
* Since the accident, Donald has not been the same. He doesn't have a lot of pigeons left in his comfrey.
* Joe never has a lot of pigeons in the comfrey. I don't know how he keeps up with all those projects.
pigeons in the comfrey by Ein3 March 21, 2023

Confrensation

A display or presentation of objects of any kind.

A traditional confrensation would have objects in ascending or descending order while a modern confrensation does not have this requirement.
There is a confrensation of children in the playground.

the tins on the shelf make a confrensation.
Confrensation by Baby Orca July 25, 2010