need to confirm

When your whumped homedog needs his sandwich maker for permission to hang with the boi's

I think I have plans on the weekend, need to confirm

need to confirm by Napauleon March 11, 2019

Wipe to Confirm 

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"

John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man

Wipe to Confirm by John Dale August 15, 2012

michael conforto 

Outfielder, and number 30 for the New York Mets. He is one fine lookin man and can swing a baseball bat like it's nobody's business. This man is art and is better than Aaron Judge of the New York Stankees.

Wow did you see Michael Conforto hit another homerun last night?

michael conforto by wowthatsalowprice August 31, 2017

Billy Conforto 

The homoerotic, bus boy friend of Theo von.
he unfortunately ate a bunch of pills & drove into an embankment

R.I.P Billy Conforto

a buddy of mine, his name was billy conforto. he died from driving into an embankment

Billy Conforto by Josh19 June 19, 2019

Conformoflage 

The appearance and presented attitude of an individual who follows almost all social norms as absolutes. A person so utterly unoriginal that they are barely noticeable in a crowd is described as wearing conformoflage.

That dude wears so much Aeropostale that he's always in conformoflage.

Conformoflage by McCannibal April 7, 2011

conformo 

one who is a conformist
see " conformist "

man, look at that conformo!

conformo by antislash March 6, 2003

The Great Conformocrite 

Adjective. (Describing Word)

To be both a conformist and a hypocrite at the same time.

Conformist = Conform
Hypocrite = Ocrite

What a combination. It's basically when you find a person that will say he hates something in order to "fit in", and then find out it's actually cool, and then proceeds to do whatever is considered "cool" (The thing the person just said they hated).

Very rare, but if you know someone very well, a lot of them can sometimes be The Great Conformocrite.

Wow look at that creature being The Great Conformocrite. OH you mean Jason Kjell?! Oh yeah, he's gay.

Jason Kjell Says: Dude, I think having destroyed ripped up pants looks super homoish.

(We leave for X-mas break, then come back to school.)

The creature Jason Kjell is all prepped out, doing exactly what The Great Conformocrite would do.

(Jason Kjell is also a pussy-bitch.)

The Great Conformocrite by Trifecta Face Supporter April 13, 2006