Conflict constipation occurs when you really have to poop, but cannot because of a conflict, usually social or schedule related.
Joe: I have diarrhea but I have to be at school in five minutes!
Bob: Looks like you have a severe case of conflict constipation!
Bob: Looks like you have a severe case of conflict constipation!
by joebob13 October 14, 2012
The funds from cocoa sales in the Ivory Coast fund the civil war. Therefore cocoa from the Ivory Coast can be said to be conflict cocoa.
by Mr Musing January 22, 2011
Did you hear that Angelina Jolie and Madonna adopted more conflict babies?
or
Why did you get conflict babies?
They're less expensive.
or
Why did you get conflict babies?
They're less expensive.
by Phamersen May 16, 2010
by anuncertainsomeone November 25, 2020
any hostile discussion that begins with the keywords, "I", "You", spoken with accusitory inflection.
Generally, in connection with, personal gain or loss of some issues regarding vanity.
Generally, in connection with, personal gain or loss of some issues regarding vanity.
I am smarter than you, assumes contempt for the other's intelect.
You are wearing my sister's jacket, presupposes that there was no agreement....this will cause unnecessary conflict.
You are wearing my sister's jacket, presupposes that there was no agreement....this will cause unnecessary conflict.
by socioputz December 4, 2010
Short for Inextricable Cognitive Bias Conflict. An extremely common, automatic conflict which erupts between individuals because every individual can only perceive and interpret events anchored in their biases which generate their cognitive biases.
Each one of two men rents a room in a house in Lakeland, Florida. Along with the landlady, the three live in a Bias Conflict because until each one comes to comprehend Cognitive Biases, each one will continue perceiving and interpreting everything based on their inherent biases.
by but for October 14, 2018
by AnishaK March 23, 2007