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Conflicting Bullshits 

When a controversial issue/problem has surrounding it more than one version of the events told by different sides, but none of it is true because the real story behind the issue/problem is more problematic than is the lies that is being told in its sake- and the lies themselves, are so confusion and convoluted that it's best to leave the entire situation alone and have a cold Coors Light than to dig into any of it!
Conflicting Bullshits: When your lover says that they are is going to a co-worker that they hates' birthday party for 8pm, and someone told you that they saw them at the store with their ex-lover at 9pm, who is reportedly and to your knowledge in another country, but then also said that they also met your lover at a "party" at 8:30pm also that was not a birthday party-- but your lover really was at a satanic ritual sacrifice, in an attempt to keep your love forever.
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Conflicting Sportswear 

The act of wearing two different sports brands as part of the same outfit.
Conflicting Sportswear is like wearing Adidas Bottoms and a Ralf Aramani tshirt

Conflicting appropriation 

when someone appropriates their own culture for attention and monetary gain. In contrasts to sell outs they are selling in. They are selling goods, particularly through the media, within their culture for a profit. They have little interests in their personal lives. They will normally end up marrying outside their race and living outside their community. However, they believe they are making a positive in their community. Instead they are sending conflicting messages.
Donald and Jordan are not aware of their conflicting appropriation. They want to bring awareness to racial issues through entertainment. Yet they show little interest in their personal life.

Conflictinator 

A cog in the machine that eats the news and spits out mindless garbage designed to hide the actual news.
The conflictinator announced a shocking revalation on the flat screen today, "The corporation bought the farm today, American government will be a one party system from here on out."
Conflictinator by Stu Cherbourg November 16, 2010

conflictnerd 

Conflictnerd is an amazing streamer
conflictnerd by Yefff June 15, 2017

conflarting 

The act of farting so hard you confuse yourself.
I was conflarting so badly I missed my exit off the turnpike.

conflictious

When a third party happens upon a couple when they are in conflict, usually its the female that gives the conflictious stare.
That is, two people are in a state of disharmony, and a third person, unknowingly becomes a target just because they are in the wrong place at the wrong time.
C'right happened upon a conflictious situation, when at Bear's house he asked Rachel "How you doin'?" when in the company of Chauncy. Even though as far as C'right knew, everything was peachy between himself and Rachel, it was a conflictuous situation, and he had to bail while his heart was still beating.