conference ass

The stench of a bathroom at most any convention center, airport, or site of a conference. Traveling, eating conference food, excessive alcohol consumption, and drinking the local water leads to conference ass. Typified by loud, gas-y echoing from the toilet bowl.

similar to travelers butt, mudbutt, diarrhea

The sputtering rumbles diarrhea from those stalls means "Tom has conference ass."

by CW99 October 17, 2007