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The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a random ditch down in the south. After shitting you then take the fecal matter and cover the girl in it. You then run that black bitch out of town yelling, "FOR THE CONFEDERACY"
That bitch gave me a confederate blumpkin....then I had to lynch her
by The angry southerner November 22, 2010