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Table of Contents 

A complex chart consisting of dates, page numbers, topics, etc. that math and science teachers enjoy making you do. Your teacher will harp at you to write down the table of contents every day and threaten your grade if you don't. It is intended to be useful, but for the most part, it's not.
Teacher, glaring at your paper: Have you done the table of contents for today?
You: N-n-no?
Teacher: *eyebrows raise* You have to do the table of contents every day! Minus 10 classwork points.
Table of Contents by Falling Upward February 21, 2020
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contentstapated 

Lacking the ability to create new original content. Like writers block but for use in terms of general content creation, primarily online.
I haven't written a new blog in 3 months! It's like I'm contentstapated.
contentstapated by Raymmar January 6, 2015

contentsity 

A mix of the words content and intensity.
The contentsity of the wholesome situation was almost to much.
contentsity by Megarino Bobino August 22, 2019

contenet 

complete lack of being able to function in the world but not to the point of mental disability
I swear Nancy was contenet in English today- it was like she could barely talk!

Contenetenality 

The content in which you were born.
I am so proud of my contenetenality, I am Northern American.

Contentstitute 

A person who creates social media content for gain of personal gifts and or money.
Your friend is a contentstitute, all she does is sale pictures of her feet and her body.

random.contentsk.pop

A tiktok account that contains kpop edits and more.
I followed random.contentsk.pop on TikTok earlier.
random.contentsk.pop by ur.yn January 2, 2021