cone tits

Tits that appear conical in shape and therefore lack any type of attractive properties.

Sigma Phi Brother #1: Hey big titty freak!
Big Titty Freak: Whad you say little pecker!
Sigma Phi Brother #2: Ah dude, she's taking her shirt off!
Big Titty Freak: Woooooooooooo!
Sigma Phi Brother #1: Ah gnarly dude, did you see the Cone Tits on that Knuckle titty breasted freak!

by Frat Bro 389 June 8, 2007

cone tits

Ugly, pointy-ass tits. Disgusting, worthless, stupid, unattractive, repulsive.

Allison Whiteman has some big-ass cone tits.

by Ricardo Jones May 23, 2008

cone titted tease

1. A real tease who is abnormally proud of her cone shaped breasts.

2. Any trick who just wont mind her own business.

Ashley Judd needs to quit being such a cone titted tease all the time.

Meeeegan quit being such a cone titted tease!

by jdyer_03 April 30, 2008