compremendable

Able to understand, and to do what your told.
First seen on reality cop show.

Cop,"Are you gonna give us trouble?"
Drunk "gangsta", "I'm legit son, and compremendable"

compremendable by joesk84ever June 24, 2009

complemate

To undescribe the describable.

Journalist at an annual polar bear swim - "Where are you from?"
Interviewee - "I'm a professor at a mental institute and all of these people here are my students."
Journalist - "What is the purpose of today's attempt?"
Interviewee - "It's an experiment."
Journalist - "To prove what?".
Interviewee - "That life can sometimes be too uncomplemated."

Dave to himself - "Why is everything always so complemated?"

John to his friend's mother - "I complemate you on your vocabulary."

Susan to her younger sister - "Does your insurance fully complemate you?"

Craig - "I didn't complemate at the end of that calculation."

complemate by fireboyproductions July 3, 2010

Comprende 

To Understand, usually ask in a question, which is finished with Comprende.

Comprende? : You Understand?

Comprende by Conor Nickargra May 16, 2006

comprehandle 

to understand and handle a subject

My brain is too much for you to comprehandle.

comprehandle by KeenanP April 24, 2021

comprador 

(SOCIOLOGY) merchant class in a colony; usually dependent on exports of raw material from the colony (or former colony) in exchange for overpriced imports from the former colonial power.

As a class, the compradors are usually nationalistic--they usually want the trappings of independence. However, they are totally dependent on the global economy and its structure of hegemony. The rich nations benefit from excellent terms of trade, specialization in manufactured goods or intellectual property, etc.

After nominal independence, the comprador class usually become very powerful in the former colony; major powers like the USA or the EU ensure the comprador remain the de facto leaders of the colony. Anti-US rhetoric is usually just political theater or may reflect petty rivalry on the part of the compradors with their foreign masters.

Eventually, the terms of trade become so bad that the relationship breaks down and the country suffers a sovereign debt default, revolution, or permanent FUBAR status. At this point the comprador class has to share power with the local Junker class.

comprador by Abu Yahya May 18, 2010

complemate

to perform that which you most want to

If I could only complemate the ass of that cellist.

complemate by kittykatwoemeow November 25, 2011

Compromad 

Made popular by the famous 'Pukka Pad, Don't Compromad' slogan, to compromad is to compromise on your choice of writing pad for the worse

Mark desperately needed some paper, but Sam only had some recycled rubbish paper, and so not to compromad on his paper, decided to ask someone else for some paper.

Compromad by Darrin Shamrock November 20, 2010