Obsessive Comparison Disorder

To constantly compare ourselves with others, producing unwanted thoughts and feelings that drive us to depression, consumption, anxiety, and all-around joyous discontent. Coined by Paul Angone on allgroanup.com and in his book 101 Secrets for Your Twenties.

Obsessive Comparison Disorder is the smallpox of our generation. 9 out of 10 doctors agree this disorder is the leading cause of eating a whole sleeve of Oreo’s while watching Real Housewives of OC.

Obsessive Comparison Disorder by densitybacon May 24, 2015

Male companionship 

When old ladies need some dick but still gotta act like they wanna chat and get dinner first. Usually found in newspaper ads cuz old ppl don't know about tinder or Christian mingle yet.

Attractive, healthy, energetic, 60 years old female looking for "male companionship"

Male companionship by krohnson November 30, 2017

Comparison Ford 

One who compares things all of the time.

stop comparing things, you are such a comparison ford

Comparison Ford by Bob Pruitt January 27, 2010

Companionship

com·pan·ion·ship (km-pnyn-shp)

Women: Another term for a f**k buddy

Example: I'm only with him for companionship. he is not my boyfriend.

Also see "friends with benefits"

Companionship by eMnMe April 25, 2011

Grenade Comparison 

The comparison of your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend to the song Grenade by Bruno Mars. Using his lyrics as guidelines, the seriousness of your relationship can be easily determined.

Jen: Do you think Joe is serious about our relationship?

Julia: I don't know- You should try using the Grenade Comparison.

Jen: Good idea! Do you think he would he jump in front of a train for me?

Julia: I don't think so. You guys have just been hooking up. I wonder if Kyle would catch a grenade for me- we have been together for two years.

Grenade Comparison by Alyssa18 May 9, 2011

COMPASSIONSHIP

WHEN A HOOD HO OR NIGGA NEEDS COMFORT THEY FIND A MOTHERFUCKA WITH COMPASSION FOR THERE HOOD WAYS AND CUDDLE AND SHIT

I need a bitch who can give me some comoassionship G.

BITCH im telling you he a hood nigga with compassionship he a keeper.

COMPASSIONSHIP by Companionship May 8, 2018

companionshit 

a companionship That is no longer end-user friendly. see friendshit, relationshit

your companionship has gone south. now it is more like a real 'companionshit'

companionshit by EnterNot August 19, 2008