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A cheaper alternative for a standard 4 year college for the ones that just want to get in there and get a decent job and have about 13 kids when they are done. They are more focused on being the Duggars with massive families than just getting laid with a bunch of chick while still being "single".

The classes are usually more straightforward and there are a lot of classes that could get you started to the "real" college life and there are just these classes like nursing and information technology that could get you a decent job to put food on your massive families.

You don't have to be as bright to be in a community college, but they have apartments, not dorms, because they are more focused on the "real world." and the classes are more conservative-right winged and actually mention God.
Typical college student: Party, party, get laid, get drunk, fail philosophy test

Community college student: Take a criminal justice type class, find a chick, get married, and have 2 dozen kids.
by Kyle 230 July 29, 2009
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A type of school that deserves school shootings to happen because nobody gives a rat's ass about somebody earning a pathetic Associate's degree. Remember kids, you can't spell Assoicate's without Ass. It is also a place which gives falsified credit which does not really transfer to a real state or private university. Typically, they trick prospective students into thinking other schools will accept credits, but those other schools will not. It is a punishment to those students who have not attended a university directly after high school.
Joey: I attended a community college to earn some transfer credit during two years. When the time to transfer came a long, no university accepted the credits, so I did another two years to complete an Associate's degree. No employer wanted to hire me. Then, I started from scratch at a university to put in another 4 years of my life.
Rachel: That's horrible. You were 26 when you graduated with your Bachelor's degree! Community college was a real bitch to you!
Joey: Yea, it was.
by friendsfan2010 January 17, 2010
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College for dumb bitches who couldn't survive in real colleges. Go back to high school you dumbass.

Community College, it's easier than regular college!
Yo niggah, highschool was so hard, but now that I'm unemployed and going to a community college things are easier than ever.
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Niggah 1: Yo I thought college was going to be hard
Niggah 2: Niggah please, you go to a community college, you ain't shit.
Niggah 1: (Shanks Niggah #2 dead)
by Shankmasta November 26, 2006
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A place where you can get college credit for less money and then transfer over to a real college after you complete a bunch of required courses and then you get your degree.
Dumbass: "Pshh, community college is for dumb people, I go to a state school"

Smart Community College Student: "I'm getting the same credit for way less money, good luck with all that extra owed money on loans dipshit."
by tony acuna's mom February 20, 2008
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College for dumb bitches who couldn't survive in real colleges. Go back to high school you dumbass.
Yo niggah, highschool was so hard, but now that I'm unemployed and going to a community college things are easy.
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Niggah 1: Yo I thought college was going to be hard
Niggah 2: Niggah please, you go to a community college, you ain't shit.
Niggah 1: (Shanks Niggah #2 dead)
by IllestStreetBrawla November 25, 2006
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A higher education which 1.5 million students in the U.S. attend. You can earn a associate degree and become a college junior and earn a good paying job. Also students from around the world attend. Community college professors have real world experience and some have graduated from the most prestigious University's in the states. Some community college's are even better than some University's in terms of professors, cost, class size, and learning environment.
" A Community College student has two best selling published books, a passport with stamps from around the world. His real life world experience and knowledge was because he got an education at a Community College."

"A person who attends the most prestigious University right after high school is working at Star Bucks trying to make ends meet"
by I speak Latin August 25, 2008
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