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*A means of, often by holdings your hands together and resting your forehead on them, communicating with God.
*Something that schools and sports don't allow. "I hope I'm not breaking any rules in school because I have a keychain that has the Footprints philosophy."
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| 51. | tech support | ||
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A phone line provided by companies so that they can say that they support their products and services. Their philosophy is that the longer you spend on the phone, and the more menus and people you talk to, the more you feel valued as a customer. On the other line you will find:
1) A person who is proficient in communicating to you how inferior you are to their intellect. 2) A person who lacks the language skills to communicate proficiently, but does their best to make you feel inferior to their intellect. 3) A recorded menu system that somehow manages to communicate your inferiority to its intellect. "I just spent three hours on tech support. Take the gun out of the shoebox in the closet and shoot me."
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| 52. | indoor kid | ||
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Someone who doesn't get out in the sun very often. Commonly seen transferring TI-83 calculator games to each other at lunch and communicating via PalmPilot, indoor kids have a tendancy to favor more lethargic activities including video games, coughpotatoeing, etc. Hey, look at that lunch table. It's Schram and her cronies chatting with each other with their PalmPilots.
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| 53. | ellephone | ||
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A rather odd elephant like creature that spends all of his time communicating over phones. Ellephone forgot to pay his cellphone bill, so now he uses his cordless phone.
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| 54. | Capshole | ||
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A term used to describe someone breaking a generally accepted, if unspoken, rule of email and internet chat etiquette by communicating using entirely capital letters and numbers, often including a plethora of innaporpriate and intermixed exclamation points and question marks as punctuation.
This is a compound word formed from the roots 'Capslock' and 'Asshole'. This word was orignally formed by fadingathedges on battle.net chat HOW DO I GET NEW ICONS!!?!?!?!!??
or YOU FUCKING NEWB or I WILL BE OUT OF THE OFFICE ON TUESDAY PLEASE SEE RICH WITH ANY QUESTIONS replied to with: calm down, capshole. |
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| 55. | suck at life | ||
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1. describing the state of lacking basic life skills such as: literacy, driving a car, managing finances, communicating directly, managing emotions, and filling out a job application. How could you not know how to type? You just suck at life.
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| 56. | kalaspeak | ||
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from Everquest, ayonae ro server.
Kalatarain, former guildleader of Exiled Alliance (XA) specific style of communicating on messageboards, usually only understandable by former members of XA. So kala called "asslejack foofngeeb.. " in GU and I improved kalaspeak (3). ;)
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